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THE FED

🐻 Global Bear Market Mode

T.H.E F.E.D = The Financial Erosion Department.
Hand-drawn chaos, crying traders, and endlessly falling red charts.

Hand-Drawn Bear Market Chaos “When in doubt, blame THE FED.”
✍️ doodle-style
charts by emotionally
damaged traders.

Today’s headline: “THE FED accidentally sat on the ‘SELL’ button again.”

This site is a doodle board of every trader’s nightmare: endless rate hikes, red candles, and portfolios that look like hand-drawn disaster art.

Meme Backstory
T.H.E F.E.D = The Financial Erosion Department

When markets bleed, everyone blames one thing: THE FED. In this meme universe, THE FED is a cartoon villain machine that converts optimism into red candles and margin calls.

🧻 THE FED Meme Wall
hand-drawn & slightly cursed
Wall #1
Trader: “Is this the bottom?”
THE FED: *adds one more rate hike doodle in crayon.*
Wall #2
Chart looks like it was drawn by a toddler —
unfortunately, so does your PnL.
Wall #3
Every green candle is just
THE FED’s pencil slipping by accident.
Wall #4
“Long-term investor” = someone who bought the top
and started drawing memes instead of checking the chart.
Contract: 0xYOUR-THEFED-CONTRACT-ADDRESS
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